The death test

[mattp]

I saw this on josh_the_cat's livejournal.
This is my result:

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay
seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 18, 2042
at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy.

Comments

Hmph.

[roosterbear.livejournal.com]

I think it was biased because I am HIV+.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 6, 2005, at the age of 36 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (22%)

I don't think so. But it was a cute idea I suppose. Like I said, hmph.