The death test
Feb. 17th, 2002 11:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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josh_the_cat's livejournal.
This is my result:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay
seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 18, 2042
at the age of 62 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy.
josh_the_cat's livejournal. This is my result:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay
seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 18, 2042
at the age of 62 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy.
