Greying hair is sexy.
Getting people with greying hair to agree with me has proved rather difficult.

Me - Oooh grey hair! Phworr!
Them - Nooo, don't point it out.
Me - But it really suits you.
Them - Where did I put my hat/hair dye/Trish-silencing device?

when mine goes grey I'm going to colour it in with one of those yellow highlighters and go out clubbing

Apologies and shuffles of feet for not being particularly serious in reply to your post

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